Devouring The Latest Holiday Movies: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
‘Tis the time of year to lounge on the sofa and devour a tin of holiday pastries in front of a great film, a bad movie, or one that’s awesomely awful.
As always, a batch of fresh holiday movies hopes to be part of our holiday traditions—perhaps even joining the ranks alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
Therefore, in a noble effort to separate the winners from the losers, and to get into the Christmas spirit, I watched as many fresh holiday releases as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Kicking off, ideally, on a high. This is the exclusive 2025 title on a famous website's list of the greatest 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The musical trio are stranded in the UK after finishing their world tour and must make it back for Christmas. Their endeavors are thwarted by an evil Santa, who sings to state they won’t get home until they “find their brotherly magic.”
The back-and-forth between the bickering brothers is amusing even for the uninitiated, while followers will certainly catch lots of in-jokes as they try to get back using any means of transport necessary.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not a timeless masterpiece, but is great for devotees and a solid start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their loved ones who are obliged to sit through it.
Late Morning: Tinsel Town
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland appears as a celebrity roped into a "panto".
“A what's a panto??” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and ageing lead Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose manager has deceived him into thinking he’s appearing in high-class London stage.
His Aladdin cast-mates inform him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he retorts. You can guess their retort. Except if you’re unfamiliar with traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some great jokes, some cockle-warming storylines, and the ensemble is excellent, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit tacky at any other time of year, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
Danny Dyer pops up at the beginning of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second consecutive movie. Might this become a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a singing black cab driver who collects Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story develops as the stingy Mr Sood is haunted by the spirits of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least unique from all the others, but unfortunately he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s performance is wooden—a problem when he’s so the focal point.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
There's just enough time for a major broadcaster's original festive film—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he gets an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) persuades him spending the sum on a family trip to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he learns there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to reimburse the remainder.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
A Classy Netflix Romance
This is one of those holiday movies where the festive trappings are in the setting—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is assigned to a French chateau to do a deal for a champagne business. During her travels, she runs into a guy in a literary haven who offers to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
An expert recently declared this is the best new Christmas film of the past few years. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a festive dalliance with a dash of elegance and gives the required warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is particularly strong too.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Mid-Afternoon: Finding Father Christmas
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, regardless of the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The secret is out there, and Chris sets out to find it with the expert help of a panel of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s gentle but endearing, and good viewing while expecting Santa to visit.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Star-Studded Family Drama
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a bickering American family who reunite for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in practice it’s really a jumble of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually finds her strength.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s taken a dip, but happily here’s a new entry in the saturated market of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and highly entertaining—festive fodder.
It’s a tale as well-worn: An American woman journeys to a distant snowy land and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher